Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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