if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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