whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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