Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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