Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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