that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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