She is in my trunk
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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