How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i used baking grease as lip gloss
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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