I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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