One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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