We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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