He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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