It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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