I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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