So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
