Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
3pm strippers are depressing
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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