Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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