did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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