Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You brought string cheese to the strip club
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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