STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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