Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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