we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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