Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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