my vag is so smooth its legendary
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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