I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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