You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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