i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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