i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
