And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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