Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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