overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Im part way to drunk.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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