some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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