I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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