So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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