sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
