Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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