Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
where does the pee come out of this thing
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
