haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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