I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
she smelled like a LAN party
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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