I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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