ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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