I have demons in me.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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