They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I believe in your delicious
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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