At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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