But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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