We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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