I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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