That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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