He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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