If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
