Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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