I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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