Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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