its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I have aggressive nipples.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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